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That's a photo of me. Ordinarily, in the past, I would have kept myself out of the limelight, lurking in the shadows (not in a creepy way, but rather in a powerful, man-of-the-world manner), wheeling and dealing from behind the green curtain; but as you can clearly see, that man in the photo, that man I call me, is a repository of great wisdom. His stare suggests a profound understanding of life's greatest wonders and mysteries; the trucker hat, the mason jar, even the ruffled flannel tell us that he is Everyman. He has stories to share, and here he will share them. Also... recipes.